The "Uncle Remus" style of the Aesop fable "The Bundle of sticks"

 Da Bunnda O’ Sticks
By M. J.
De old man wuz gonna diy soon so he call’ iz suns ‘rund ‘im tuh givem sum
partnin avice. He told ez servents tuh brigin tuh faggot de tiks an sed tuh iz
sun: “Brake it.” De sun straned an straned butt wit all iz efferts wuznable tuh
brake de bunnda. Tha udda suns alsa tride butt nun a dem was abel. “Intie
doz faggots,” sed de fader, “An eachaya take a tik.” Wen day dun it, he
hollered tuh dem: “Now brake!” an eacha de tiks wuz broke. Ya’llz iz
stronga tuggedda!

I wrote this today and its due tomorrow so wish me luck!!! Maybe my classmates will let me post their stories.  :)