Birthday gift!!!

My early birthday gift from my dad that I got in February was a n iPod Touch 4th generation!!! It's so cool!!! And I've many good apps on it that are very useful.

Really funny joke!!!

There's this plane and it's about to crash. There are 4 passengers and only 3 parachutes. First passenger says I'm a leading heart surgeon my patients need me he took the first parachute and jumped. The second passenger says I'm a rocket scientist one of the smartest men alive my country needs me. He takes the second parachute and jumps. The third passenger is pope John Paul and he says to the fourth passenger a 10 year old boy scout son I'm old and frail and don't have a lot of time left go on and take this last parachute. The 10 year old boy scout says Sir don't worry about it there's two parachutes left ya see the smartest man alive just jumped out with my backpack.

Today is my birthday!!!!!!

Ican't believe it! I'm finally 14!!!! Yay!!!! I'm so excited!!! I got an iPod as an early gift in Feb. Iam about to open some more gifts soon!!!!!

  

By the way...........

As of March 1st, my birthday is only 15 days away!!!!!!! Yay!!!!!!!!!!

The "Uncle Remus" style of the Aesop fable "The Bundle of sticks"

 Da Bunnda O’ Sticks
By M. J.
De old man wuz gonna diy soon so he call’ iz suns ‘rund ‘im tuh givem sum
partnin avice. He told ez servents tuh brigin tuh faggot de tiks an sed tuh iz
sun: “Brake it.” De sun straned an straned butt wit all iz efferts wuznable tuh
brake de bunnda. Tha udda suns alsa tride butt nun a dem was abel. “Intie
doz faggots,” sed de fader, “An eachaya take a tik.” Wen day dun it, he
hollered tuh dem: “Now brake!” an eacha de tiks wuz broke. Ya’llz iz
stronga tuggedda!

I wrote this today and its due tomorrow so wish me luck!!! Maybe my classmates will let me post their stories.  :)